A Diary of a Fallen Angel

DAMMIT! THANK GOD I STILL HAVE MY LJ FOR TIMES LIKE THESE WHEN I JUST WANT TO LET STEAM AND JUST -KNOW- CERTAIN PEOPLE WON'T EVER HEAR OF IT!

I don't know how it happens elsewhere, but I DO NOT appreciate some skank telling me off and giving me lectures on how I should be taking care of my nieces when she already says they're not her kids, but my nieces and therefore, MY problem! I mean, JESUS CHRIST! My youngest niece, who is four years old, is crying herself to hyperventilation because okay, she bugged her older sisters, but you don't leave her crying this long for such a MINOR thing! It wouldn't have bugged me so bad if it was just my brother saying it, he's family after all, but I don't want his floozy telling me what to do in OUR family. She has her feet all nicely settled in under the table, thinks she has this family all wrapped around her little finger quite nicely but GODDAMMIT! She probably doesn't even realise how much the rest of us HATE her! Mum thinks she's too settled here and shows no respect for another person's house (even though Jeff's her boyfriend, Asian upbringing says you ALWAYS seek permission from a parent usually, no matter how old you are, as long as the child is living under the parents' roof). Dad finds her behaviour strange and Chell also thinks there's something not very right with her. I mean, I have my fair share of weird friends, but HER.

Jesus Crhist, can I take a pair of hair straighteners to her FACE?

<lj-cut text="It's under here!> Meme in question: I've Got The Music In My Pants! Instructions: Take the first 20 or so songs in your random playlist. Add the phrase "In My Pants" to the end of each title. Comment on anything extra amusing. Post. Steal if you like. 1. Michael Jackson - Black Or White In My Pants (It can be one or the other :p) 2. Phoenix Wright - The Great Revival In My Pants (Well, everyone has needs) 3. Westlife - When You're Looking Like That In My Pants (I look good in your pants?) 4. Michael Jackson - Bad In My Pants (What other way would I be?) 5. Phoenix Wright - With Pearly In My Pants (Well, Pearl is a feminine hygiene product after all) 6. Phoenix Wright - Security Camera's Elegy In My Pants (The next step up to chastity belts?) 7. Phoenix Wright - Swimming, Anyone In My Pants? (No thank you) 8. Naruto - Thunder Break In My Pants (Another euphemism for botty burps, I suppose) 9. Aqua - Best Friends In My Pants (Where do you keep yours?) 10. 30 Seconds to Mars - From Yesterday In My Pants (I think they need changing) 11. D.Gray-man - Snow Kiss In My Pants (Brrrr! No thanks!) 12. Origa - Rise In My Pants (I lack the proper equipment) 13. Final Fantasy 7 - Aerith's Theme In My Pants (Music is coming from my underwear?) 14. Sailor Moon - Moonlight Densetsu In My Pants (Now I have the moon in there!) 15. Elliot Minor - The Broken Minor In My Pants (.......) 16. Vic Mignona - True Light In My Pants (My crotch glows, clearly) 17. Lordi - Icon of Dominance In My Pants (Where else would I have him?) 18. Within Temptation - The Gatekeeper In My Pants (It's a regular party in there) 19. Phoenix Wright - Logic and Trick In My Pants (Ah, more chastity belts) 20. Alice Cooper - Poison In My Pants (As if buckles and belts weren't enough) 21. Kaoru Wada - In The Middle Of The Journey In My Pants (I'm wandering around butt naked save for my underwear?) 22. Phoenix Wright - Pursuit In My Pants (They're covetted, clearly).

1. Grab the nearest book (that is at least 123 pages long).
2. Open to p. 123.
3. Go down to the 5th sentence.
4. Type in the following 3 sentences.
5. Tag five people.


"The upshot: Always carry enough food and fresh water for the journey's duration. A level-three filter pump should also be used for cooking and bathing.

Watch your anchor line!: Too often, people feeling secure in their boat have stopped at night, dropped anchor and dozed off."

From The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.

I tag the five people I know would really want to do this! (that means you!)

And I have a lot of time waiting for the Sandman to visit, so let's waste that instead.

( Your Life: The Soundtrack! )

Okay, I think I need more varied music.

Ganked from ShadowYami: The Five Things And One meme

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "5 Things Sasuke Uchiha Threw Away And Wished He Hadn't And The One Time He Kept It", or "5 Times Sirius Black Really Was Sorry And Not Just Saying So To Get Out Of Trouble And The One Time He Was"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal, or not, it's not like I rule the world (yet).

I expect people will know what series and things I like to beable to come up with something I can think of, but for general ease (and laziness) , you can pick any of the following fandoms: Naruto, Kuroshitsuji, Ouran High School Host Club, Power Rangers, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Left For Dead 1 and 2, Sailor Moon, Phoenix Wright, anything by CLAMP, etc.

Give me some fun people!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQKU87s8xZU

I would have put it on Facebook, but I don't know how this would get through their maturity filter.

Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
• Turn to page 56.
• Find the fifth sentence.
• Post that sentence on your livejournal. AND POST these instructions underneath it.
• Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST book.


"But not these two."


Short and sweet XD

Excuse me whilst I bang my head into the wall.



I spend all day cleaning my room. Apart from my book shelves, I think I did a pretty damned good job. There's a floor to stand on, there's a bin bag full of crap to be thrown away, a box full of things to give to charity and a box of things to sell - all of this wasn't there this morning. And all neatly out of the way against a far wall. Mum comes in and tells me off, asking if this was my version of cleaning and that it wasn't good enough and I should do it again.

Oh yeah, she also had the cheek to say "Do you know what time it is? Go to bed!"


Bearing in mind she only JUST walked into the house. And she tells ME off for staying up late!? At least my money isn't squandered in the casinos of Blackpool! She thinks she's the only one with the right to stay up late. As if no one else is permitted to have insomnia and steal her precious sympathy vote.


Now, pardon me whilst I resume putting a dent in the wall.

*thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk*